Quotes

<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Iero go kill your cat."
<Public> Seizure!, Ierocis says, "Why?"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Becaus it logged in as you yesterday and cussed everyone out."
<Public> Phil_Laco knew it wasn't you when it started yelling at cim to bake catnip pies and threatened to claw Mushroom

<Public> You people make me sick. shackelford says, "What is it with rap idiots yelling their worthless names every other second?"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Its the only way to tell one rapper from another."
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Since all that trash sounds the same."

<Public> Cim Bacon Phil_Laco says, "ShadowFox, give me your address so I can drive to your house next month."
<Public> Weekend Fox ShadowFox says, "cant do, Laco"
<Public> Weekend Fox ShadowFox says, "i still dont trust you"
<Public> Cim Bacon Phil_Laco says, "If you don't, I'll be angry when I come to your door, and I'll probably gut you like a fish."

<Public> Weekend Fox ShadowFox says, "you wont like me when im angry."
<Public> Cim Bacon Phil_Laco says, "I don't like you when you're happy either."

<Public> Toobis says, "nope. I got robbed, and instead of just telling my boss, I paid for what was stolen, and covered it up."
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Robbed, or did someone just shoplift?"
<Public> Spamunation: @tel #6555 Sir_Pyro says, "Why the da hell did you not just tell about it?"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Yeah, really."
<Public> Toobis says, "someone ran in the store, and grabbed a whole bunch of cigarettes while I was out doing work. He ran in grabbed 5 packs of cigarettes. then he just took off."
<Public> Toobis says, "so I just paid for them"
<Public> EAT RIBLETZ @ #415 dr.e0r says, "wow."
<Public> Toobis says, "when I'm getting off, I don't want to have to sit down and talk about something. I'm tired. but now I don't have to worry about that anymore"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "People like this are why Canada will never rule the world."

<Public> Quaker_Laco says, "ROAR"
<Public> Quaker_Laco says, "NOT ENOUGH RANCH DRESSING"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Ote we all know you'd never eat a salad."
<Public> Quaker_Laco says, "it sucks but i am hungry :("
<Public> Quaker_Laco says, "and there is no more ranch dressing :("
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Unless it were like a cheeseburger salad."

<Public> Phil_Laco says, "OH HO HO"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "SLAPPY JUST BEAMED A MESSAGE INTO MY BRAIN"
<Public> Phil_Laco STRIDES FORTH TO SLAY

<Public> mww.koutech.com Kou says, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME"
<Public> mww.koutech.com Kou says, "I LIVE IN A TREE"
<Public> mww.koutech.com Kou says, "I NEED TO TAKE A PEE SO I'LL B R B"
<Public> I LOVE SIR PYRO!, Glassbrain says, "OK DUD"
<Public> mww.koutech.com Kou says, "Ok back"
<Public> Arsh loves Princess Cimorene says, "that was quick"
<Public> mww.koutech.com Kou says, "Yeah"
<Public> 7243098313 Phil_Laco says, "He stores his urine in jars beside the computer."

<Public> ILL KEEP PRATCE dr.cello nods. And how do you fare?
<Public> 7243098313 Phil_Laco found out he's going to be working at a grocery store for the rest of his life.
<Public> ILL KEEP PRATCE dr.cello says, "I'm sorry. How'd you learn that?"
<Public> 7243098313 Phil_Laco says, "When the government told me I couldn't have any student loans, and my dad said he'd only give me $315 dollars of the thousands in my college fund."

<Public> 7243098313 Phil_Laco says, "So, how about those lava hats?"
<Public> 7243098313 Phil_Laco says, "Sure do burn the ol' head."

<Public> Phil_Laco says, "I thought up a fun game"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Its call"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "ed"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Ram a pencil into Cim's eye"

<Public> Arsh loves Princess Cimorene says, "I'm not going to be a cruel mother:-\"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Oh yes you are."
<Public> Arsh loves Princess Cimorene Love kids:-
<Public> Arsh loves Princess Cimorene :
<Public> That's MISTER desease-carrying vermin to you, bub! Aqua_Gerbil says, "I mean your students."
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "You mean you love to beat kids."
<Public> Luigi says, "I ate the last mango in paris."
<Public> That's MISTER desease-carrying vermin to you, bub! Aqua_Gerbil says, "?"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Hear their terrified screams"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "See the horror in their eyes"
<Public> BECAUSE IT'S MIDNIGHT! dr.cello says, "Cim, are you going to use the TV as a babysitter?"
<Public> That's MISTER desease-carrying vermin to you, bub! Aqua_Gerbil says, "Cim, what grade will you teach?"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Be optimistic Gerbil, hope that she never teaches any children!"

<Public> Dubble the shack shackelford says, "When it comes down to it, why is microsoft so horrible"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Bill Gates ran over my kitty"

<Public> IDRAULICO PER SEMPRE dr.e0r mushing in tuxedo
<Public> IDRAULICO PER SEMPRE dr.e0r classe
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Not with all those gravy stains you aren't."

<Public> Arsh loves Princess Cimorene *_* *like avril:).
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Well, we're glad you found someone as vacant and pointless as yourself to listen to."
<Public> Arsh loves Princess Cimorene says, "Thanx:)."

<Public> Dita looks around. "One of you is an insidious killer of millions."
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Is it me?"

<Public> dubble spankle dr.e0r says, "Christ, Pyro, she looks nine years old."
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Thats the way they like them in Tennessee."

<Public> ZOMBIES dr.cello says, "he isn't set haven *________*"
<Public> Heart-broken Timothy says, "well he has me blocked"
<Public> ZOMBIES dr.cello says, "o *_*"
<Public> ZOMBIES dr.cello says, "that face looks so retareded with multiple underscores"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "it looks like a hippo man"
<Public> ZOMBIES dr.cello says, "hippo man man man"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "FLYING THROUGH THE SKY"
<Public> ZOMBIES dr.cello says, "AT LEAST TWO MILES HIIIIIGH"
<Public> Phil_Laco makes hippo sounds

<Public> Ruahine has connected.
<Public> Ruahine says, "hmmmmm"
<Public> OBEY zinc Effika says, "Hi Ruahine"
<Public> I support land mines. Phil_Laco says, "how the heck did ruahine find us"
<Public> Ruahine says, "Hey"
<Public> Ruahine says, "haha"
<Public> I support land mines. Phil_Laco says, "OKAY EVERYBODY, LETS PACK IT UP AGAIN"

<Public> Professional Idiot Red_Yoshi prefer X-Wing of Rogue Leader
<Public> I support land mines. Phil_Laco says, "What a horrible game."
<Public> Professional Idiot Red_Yoshi says, "At least it's better than Jar-Jar's Adventure"
<Public> I support land mines. Phil_Laco says, "10 levels of protecting the helples freighter."
<Public> Ierogga the Hutt aka Ierocis says, "Jedi Knight 2:Outcast is good"
<Public> I support land mines. Phil_Laco says, "HERE IS A TIP:"
<Public> Professional Idiot Red_Yoshi says, "Outcast is good."
<Public> I support cannibalism and genocide. dr.cello sit around, twitch Twi'lek-man ears
<Public> I support land mines. Phil_Laco says, "IF IT IS HELPLESS, DON'T SEND IT INTO SPACE"

<Public> I support land mines. Phil_Laco can just see the awesome final battle between himself and Iero now.
<Public> Ierogga the Hutt aka Ierocis would win.
<Public> I support land mines. Phil_Laco says, "Yeah right, you're like 4'9" and 85 lbs. And your voice sounds like Kermit the Frog's."

<Public> praise yoda Kholnuu_Laco says, "And in other news, the Earth's rotational axis moved two degrees south today. Investigations later found that Spenthrax moved her ponderous bulk, going from the couch to the fridge. Scientists found the behemoth slumped to the floor next to the appliance, gasping that she was all out of breath from the long walk. Measurements performed by the scientists recorded the distance as two feet."
<Public> I support land mines. Phil_Laco says, "HEAR THAT SPENCER? YOU'RE A FREAKING WHALE"
<Public> M2CCBaBaI Scully_WF isn't a whale and can run a mile.
<Public> praise yoda Kholnuu_Laco says, "Running a mile doesn't count if it takes you three years and a tow-truck."
<Public> I support land mines. Phil_Laco kicks SPencer's flipper.
<Public> M2CCBaBaI Scully_WF says, "Kholnuu is a pretty boy who plays with mama's make-up. Who do you believe, Phil? The fellow American or dirty Canuck?"
<Public> I support land mines. Phil_Laco says, "You aren't american, you're texan."

<Public> Phil_Laco would still rather get a normal haircut
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "maybe I should see how long it gets, like my "see how long a pair of pants can last if you wear it every day' experiment."
<Public> Nobody will stop me. That's sure dr.e0r says, "I don't know why you even bother with pants!"
<Public> Nobody will stop me. That's sure dr.e0r says, "if you don't go outside, who cares?!"
<Public> Phil_Laco wears a bathrobe at home
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "but I have to go to my slacker job to get money to buy video games"
<Public> Nobody will stop me. That's sure dr.e0r says, "phil's bathrobe: last washed in 1971"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "It has never been washed."

<Public> Quaker_Laco says, "jake do you want to go out on a date tonight"
<Public> DeathFromAbove Jake_WF says, "No."
<Public> Quaker_Laco says, "i can come pick you up in the oteplane"
<Public> DeathFromAbove Jake_WF says, "I said no."
<Public> Quaker_Laco says, "plz"
<Public> DeathFromAbove Jake_WF says, "I have my own ways of travel -- NO."
<Public> Quaker_Laco says, "PLZ"
<Public> I support land mines. Phil_Laco says, "Go with him Jake."
<Public> I support land mines. Phil_Laco commands you.
<Public> DeathFromAbove Jake_WF says, "Hell nO!"
<Public> Quaker_Laco says, "OH COME ON"
<Public> I support land mines. Phil_Laco says, "BETTER OTE THAN SOME DOG OR PERSON IN A DOG SUIT"

<Public> salute slappy Luigi says, "i hate you weiss"
<Public> Weiss says, "I don't care"
<Public> salute slappy Luigi says, "i'm going to destroy you and all that you love"
<Public> I support Allah Phil_Laco says, "NOT THE SLUSHIE MACHINE!?"
<Public> salute slappy Luigi says, "if that means cutting off the heroin supply to tulsa so be it"
<Public> I support Allah Phil_Laco says, "weiss you use heroin?"
<Public> Weiss says, "IS LUIGI BEING SILLY AGAIN!?@"
<Public> salute slappy Luigi says, "she shoots it through her eye"
<Public> I support Allah Phil_Laco knew about the binge drinking, but heroin too!?
<Public> Weiss says, "@doing NO HE IS JUST BEING STUPID"
<Public> Weiss says, "miscom.."
<Public> I support Allah Phil_Laco bets weiss drinks the heroin flavor slushies.

<Public> FFXI:TITAN:MERRI Edgar wishes he had a voice.
<Public> I support Allah Phil_Laco says, "edgar communicates by tapping on a snare drum"

<Public> DeathFromAbove Jake_WF has heard very bad things about having sisters from other guys.
<Public> DeathFromAbove Jake_WF says, "Especially my dad."
<Public> Weiss rolls eyes
<Public> I support Allah Phil_Laco says, "They're allowed to hit you, but you can't hit them back :("

<Public> I support Allah Phil_Laco says, "Hey weiss, I have a vacation in February. Do you want me to use it to hunt you down, then murder you in your own home? No? THEN SHUT UP."
<Public> Weiss says, "Laco, uh, I'm not scared of you"
<Public> Weiss says, "my real brother will send your fat hide scampering if you try it"
<Public> I support Allah Phil_Laco says, "oh no, not weiss's nerd brother! If he's like you, he probably weighs like 78 lbs."
<Public> Weiss says, "nah, he's huge"
<Public> I support Allah Phil_Laco says, "Not 108 lbs!?"
<Public> DOWN WITH TS MU*! Xeiran says, "What? Weiss weights 78 lbs?"
<Public> Weiss says, "maybe 170? I dunno"
<Public> Weiss says, "he's also 6'5 or so"
<Public> I support Allah Phil_Laco says, "Weiss has an eating disorder."
<Public> Weiss says, "I'm gaining weight :("
<Public> DOWN WITH TS MU*! Xeiran says, "That's not a bad thing unless it's so much weight it's unhealthy"
<Public> Weiss gained back the 5 pounds she lost
<Public> I support Allah Phil_Laco says, "Yeah, weiss ate almost an entire hot pocket today."

<Public> Luigi says, "Khol, tell us wife stories."
<Public> DOWN WITH TS MU*! Xeiran says, "Yes Khol tell us stories about your wife"
<Public> Captain-Primus, Ierocis says, "or your ex-wife"
<Public> praise yoda Kholnuu_Laco says, "Which one?"
<Public> praise yoda Kholnuu_Laco says, "*DING*"
<Public> Captain-Primus, Ierocis says, "both"
<Public> praise yoda Kholnuu_Laco says, "There have been many, Iero."
<Public> Captain-Primus, Ierocis says, "all three"
<Public> DOWN WITH TS MU*! Xeiran says, "I want to tell a story"
<Public> praise yoda Kholnuu_Laco says, "Almost too many to count!!"
<Public> DOWN WITH TS MU*! Xeiran says, "Just ask me a story about myself"
<Public> I support Allah Phil_Laco says, "tell us the story about how she's staying with your inlaws right now because you tried to break her face"

<Public> Weiss Xeiran Phil_Laco says, "Iero, name one girl that thinks you are dreamy."
<Public> Captain-Primus Ierocis says, "Amber did :("
<Public> Weiss Xeiran Phil_Laco says, "SHe wasn't a girl, she was an evil ogre."

<Public> Jesuse says, "I do, unfortunetly I had to start up with a new band recently, which really sucks. Because I've always said, commit and you'll do well"
<Public> Jesuse says, "and now I'm starting from scratch with a new band. that really sucks"
<Public> Weiss Xeiran Phil_Laco says, "You should abandon your music and study the ways of the jedi."

<Public> #1 Explorer: cagefire2000 says, "Maybe the economy will improve a little now that they caught Saddam."
<Public> Weiss Xeiran Phil_Laco says, "No, it won't until we take over canada and plunder it's diamond mines."

<Public> Weiss Xeiran Phil_Laco says, "Iero seems to think I have the president's ear. I've told you a dozen times Iero, America isn't like Canada, we have more then thirty-five people!"

<Public> Hyacinth goes to the dentist tomorrow. YES PHIL THEY HAVE DENTISTS IN TENNUHSAY
<Public> Weiss Xeiran Phil_Laco says, "Yes. And they are foribidden from practicing their form of 'dentistry' in any other place, except Zimbabwe."

<Public> Capitalism is the last great evil 'ism'! Ierocis says, "BUT NO, I had to shave and get a hair cut for the company dinner."
<Public> Take back the night! Hunter Aandyen says, "Gandalf?"
<Public> Capitalism is the last great evil 'ism'! Ierocis says, "I was so faramir'ish"
<Public> Capitalism is the last great evil 'ism'! Ierocis :(
<Public> Hyacinth Allah Phil_Laco says, "If Faramir were a 95 lb thin-limbed muppet man."

<Public> Effika was a Male? Phil_Laco says, "Effika seems very amused by this potion."
<Public> addict Effika says, "I'm easily amused :-)"
<Public> Effika was a Male? Phil_Laco gives Effika a bucket of shiny things.
<Public> addict Effika says, "Ooooooh!"
<Public> addict Effika play with shiny things, mesmerized by sparkle

<Public> randomly, Effika says, "Ummmm... I've been knitting a lot since I got home yesterday"
<Public> NAFTA: Shack's Best Friend Luigi says, "Why are you knitting?"
<Public> randomly, Effika says, "because I've been bored, and I really like the color of yarn I found and want to do something with it."
<Public> NAFTA: Shack's Best Friend Luigi says, "Don't you know in this day and age we have sweatshop factory workers in indonesial to knit for us?"
<Public> randomly, Effika says, "Yes but when the meteor comes the factories won't work. Then I'll have a useful skill!"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Until somebody caves in your forehead with a tire iron, so they can steal your supply of cans."
<Public> randomly, Effika says, "Yeah, that'll probably happen first actually"
<Public> randomly, Effika says, "before I can make a useful item, such as a rectangle of warmth"
<Public> NAFTA: Shack's Best Friend Luigi pat tire iron, bide time.

<Public> Last of his line Kholnuu_Laco is all for eating animals.
<Public> Guatemala-Certified Doctor shackelford says, "Idle, need to microwave a tofu burger"
<Public> Last of his line Kholnuu_Laco says, "And wearing their skins."
<Public> Guatemala-Certified Doctor shackelford says, "Pfft"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "I like to wear the skins of hobos I have slain"

<Public> Phil_Laco says, "I can't make hitler and baby killing jokes all the time, else you'd become desensitized to them."

<Public> Phil_Laco says, "effika picks excellent males. Didn't the last one get his gender confused with that of a female?"
<Public> HAT Effika says, "By his own relatives. Yes."
<Public> HAT Effika says, "heh"
<Public> Phil_Laco thumbs up, Effy, thumbs up.
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "you could have a relationship with your computer, effika"
<Public> HAT Effika says, "It's hard to cudde with tho"
<Public> HAT Effika says, "But it always listens!"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Make it a soft-cushiony outer covering."

<Public> HAT Effika says, "Well, she's lost a lot of weight recently"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "yeah right, they just cut out tumors"

<Public> HAPPY [fill in the blank] Scully usually only eats once a day.
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "and I can fly about using tiny propellors built into my fingers"
<Public> HAPPY [fill in the blank] Scully says, "How did you get them, Phil?"
<Public> HAPPY [fill in the blank] Scully says, "I want propellers."
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "There are not enough propellers on the planet to lift your bulk."

<Public> Phil_Laco says, "I thought your cat lived outside."
<Public> Hyacinth says, "She does."
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "I saw my cat the other day. She lives outside now, and that has made her fur thick and oily."
<Public> Hyacinth says, "She had been *on* my car though."
<Public> Hyacinth says, "I am tired of animals."
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Your entire family and everyone in your state is one, though."
<Public> Hyacinth says, "I spent yesterday and today with family and they all have pets that live inside."
<Public> I like making fun of shack Luigi says, "Those are children."
<Public> Hyacinth wheeze sneeze dander.
<Public> Hyacinth says, "Heh."
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Yeah, that 'dog' is your cousin Zeke!"

<Public> I like making fun of shack Luigi says, "So Effika."
<Public> I like making fun of shack Luigi says, "I hear your friends ditched you /AGAIN/."
<Public> Hyacinth says, "Effika has friends what teha?!"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Her only friends are Jim Beam and Jack Daniels."

<Public> salad as a rock Effika says, "going to kill sean, but that only makes me slightly crazy"
<Public> Beruche says, "Sean is the guy you're stalking right?"
<Public> salad as a rock Effika says, "haha"
<Public> Beruche says, "I mean, holding out for..."
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "The reject that plays games all day and fails his classes?"
<Public> salad as a rock Effika says, "yeah"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "ANd is mean to you all the time?"
<Public> salad as a rock Effika says, "yeah"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Remember this conversation when you're a battered wife"

<Public> +bbread 5/161 Ierocis says, "STEP LIVELY LADS! SET THE MIZZEN SAIL! RAISE THE MAINSAIL! CLEAR THE TOPSAIL! WEIGH ANCHOR!"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Iero is like, ten kinds of nerd in one body."
<Public> +bbread 5/161 Ierocis says, "SET COURSE 20 DEGREES TO THE WIND"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "AYE AYE CAP'N GEEKO"

<Public> Hyacinth says, "But since I'm not doing programming now, I'm not sure what types of homework I'll have."
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "You will be sent into the jungle with a spear, and told to bring back a dinosaur."

<Public> Better than you Ierocis says, "Canadian dollar iz a ridin' high"
<Public> Better than you Ierocis says, "If you count 76 cents as high"
<Public> RHAYDEN = SHORESIDE LOYALIST Phil_Laco says, "Your new prime minister is bolstering the economy with drug trafficking"

<Public> Blank Jacobis says, "Jeese you have a crap job, Laco."
<Public> Phil_Laco does.
<Public> Phil_Laco gets paid peanuts too!
<Public> Blank Jacobis says, "My mother is a researcher and chief librarian (well, well boring) at Newport University. And my dad is a teacher."
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "Seriously, Every Tuesday they just give me this big 20 lb sack of peanuts."

<Public> 8bit shackelford says, "Now I make breakfast"
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "choke and die shack"
<Public> 8bit shackelford says, "will do"
<Public> Phil_Laco cue laugh track.

<Public> YOUR HEAD A SPLODE! Ierocis says, "I don't like flakes, airheads, mormons, or irritating voiced women."
<Public> Krang says, "IERO, SO ACCEPTING"

<Original> Moggy says, "I am reminded of a tale"
<Original> Luigi says, "do tell"
<Original> Moggy says, "it isn't really a good story, and doesn't really go anywhere"
<Original> Luigi says, "plz :("
<Original> Luigi says, "I have been sitting around all day :("
<Original> Moggy says, "in school arsh and i were in the gifted program, which basically just meant we got to go on alot of field trips in high school"
<Original> Moggy says, "and did we ever"
<Original> Moggy says, "we went on every single trip we could, no matter how boring it might be, just to get out of school"
<Original> Moggy says, "anyway, one day we went to 'science day' at some lame second-rate christian college"
<Original> Moggy says, "it was pretty boring. We wandered around, arsh got hypnotized (and never shut up about it for a week, like it was some kind of life-changing event). There were some puzzles to solve. We watched part of Die Hard III to try that water-jug puzzle in it."
<Original> Moggy says, "anyway, there were a bunch of contests I guess. We didn't participate in any, since we were just there to get out of real class, but one of them was a poster battle."
<Original> Moggy says, "you made a poster that somehow related to science, and that was pretty much the only rule"
<Original> Moggy says, "and man, there were a billion of them that were boring and boring."
<Original> Moggy says, "We really only looked at them while we were in line to register."
<Original> Moggy says, "and then I saw it"
<Original> Moggy says, "it was a small poster, just made on a 8x11 piece of white printer paper"
<Original> Moggy says, "It just had a picture of a little yellow blob on it, but it's words changed my life"
<Original> Moggy says, "'Nothing says loving like a plasmoidial slime mold.'"
<Original> Moggy says, "the end"

<Public> Black Mage Warlord, Ierocis says, "If I find out who did that, I'm going to blast them back to the ....tinyTIM age!"

<Public> Lt. Colonel Link says, "I want to see some hobo go into a music store and play moonlight Sonata on a piano"

<Public> Protector of Crystalis Aandyen says, "Woot, I am broke. :-p Gonna go have some food."
<Public> Tyger has connected.
<Public> Laco says, "These newbies are scaring me Bearo..."
<Public> Tyger says, "Us? Scary??"
<Public> Laco says, "AHHHHH"

<Public> Laco says, "HI ALL"
<Public> Tyger says, "Yo."
<Public> Laco says, "Hey you Newbies, join LaCorp!"
<Public> Tyger says, "What do I get out of it?"
<Public> Laco says, "Not much."
<Public> dr.bear says, "yes they are scary"
<Public> Tyger says, "Now that's a delayed reaction if ever I heard one."

<Public> Laco says, "Lets eat one!"
<Public> Laco RUB BELLAH!
<Public> dr.bear says, "c'mere tyger wyger"

<Public> lampbuster goes to check on the icicle he put in the toilet for some reason.
<Public> Luigi says, "LOL"
<Public> lampbuster sighs, it melted.
<Public> lampbuster says, "Okay, I put more in, we'll see what happens now."

<Original> Luigi says, "Heh, poor Mr. Ferrell."
<Original> Luigi says, "Pyro is spending his time learning how to create weapons, which he'll probably bring over to Athe and starting using on civilians"
<Original> Luigi says, "We're kind of like the Afghanistan of the MUSH world."
<Original> Laco says, "AWESOME"
<Original> Laco says, "And never say we are the afghanistan of MUSHes. We're more along the lines of the Soviet Union."
<Original> Luigi nods.

<Public> Link wonders if you 'yanks' get This hour has 22 minutes in the USA.
<Public> Bowser says, "No, they keep the crap OFF of our airwaves"
<Public> Link says, "Bowser, go get a canadian sattelite dish and programming and watch This hour has 22 minutes."
<Public> Bowser says, "Canadian Satellite dish!?! Whats next, canadian electricity!?!"
<Public> Bowser scoff.
<Public> Link says, "You'll get to see how dumb some americans are, maybe even see yourself on there."
<Public> Bowser says, "its probably a big bowl wraped in tin foil."

<Public> Link requiring food, popcorn sounds good...
<Public> Bowser has runts and gatorade, part of a balanced breakfast.

Luigi says, "What is wrong with Sue?"
Luigi says, "Is she on mind probes?"
rowe says, "she does not contain _COOL_ pheramones"
Laco says, "Her dog has tail cancer."

<Public> Mecha-Koopa says, "in the 50's someone would have taken offense at being called insane or crazy. why the change. everyones like, look at me . blah blah blah, lets dance a wild dance of the lobsters."

<Public> ì{The 7th Element}ì Mune says, "Flower wannabe"
<Public> Not sitelocked, Hyacinth says, "Yes, I'd like a bee, they pollinate me."

<Public> SHH--HIBERNATING! Bowser says, "Ah, vulgarity. The favorite tool of the simple minded."

<Public> Luigi says, "Though I do own 43% of stock. It's only right."
<Public> What the Skuk says, "Buy klam kloze, rowe."
<Public> I can't believe it's not Margarine isn't that big on capitalism anyway. :)
<Public> kris kringle dr.rowe says, "me neither hence the lower case style"

<Public> 2:49:37 Faizah says, "Children are so innocent, they don't do bad things on purpose. They don't have thoughts like I have. I need to get away from my head, it's filled with such vile depressing chaotic thoughts."
<Public> G - G - Genvieve says, "Children are not innocent."
<Public> G - G - Genvieve says, "You're just going through the last of the teen years. Stuff gets better in your 20s and 30s."
<Public> G - G - Genvieve says, "And I'm hoping you're seeing someome to treat the clinical depression. It's crucial."
<Public> Phil_Laco says, "No, lets use this to break Faizah, and then remold her into the perfect assassin."

<Public> Fleur has connected.
<Public> shackelford says, "Hey fleur."
<Public> Fleur says, "Hello."
<Public> I wish Mikau was dead. Phil_Laco says, "fleur pyro was showing everyone a picture of you"
<Public> Fleur says, "When?"
<Public> I wish Mikau was dead. Phil_Laco says, "clamday"
<Public> Fleur says, "Clamday?"
<Public> Quaker_Laco says, "You know, clamday"
<Public> Quaker_Laco says, ""when are you going to mow the lawn?", clamday"
<Public> I wish Mikau was dead. Phil_Laco says, "Like tuesday with more clams"

Lola says, "Yaaaaay two year olds! Ridding us of our archaic notion of sanity!"